For the birds

The Greybull Standard is in search of a professional bird wrangler following a series of unfortunate events last Thursday morning in which a European starling made its way through a missing tile in the office’s drop ceiling, assailed the editor at her desk, then repeatedly flew into the front window, likely concussing itself. It is worth noting the editor only screamed a little bit one time as it was flying directly over her head. She then bravely removed the bird from an ornamental plant before ethically releasing it on Greybull Avenue.